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I’m 30 mins into the Republican debate and I’m so fascinated. And slightly upset. Mostly anxious. Hahaha.

for my followers in long distance relationships/friendships:

uwu-chan:

the website rabbit is amazing for watching netlfix, youtube, hulu and more with your friend/datemate/queerplatonic babe. seriously, you can chat, watch movies and tv together, and see their face and hear their voice. signing up is completely free and up to 10 people can be in the same chat. please please give this website a try, you won’t regret it. 

btw just so we’re clear

nothing 

i mean NOTHING

will ever measure up to the behind the scenes/making-of footage for TSN 

Signs in Jurassic Park
Dinosaurs: Aries,Capricorn,Scorpio,Taurus
People who survive: Virgo,Cancer,Libra,Aquarius
Get eaten: Pisces,Gemini,Leo,Sagittarius

btw watched Jurassic World last night and I am now ClairexOwen trash 

and also raptor trash, and Bryce-Dallas-Howard-being-a-dinosaur-mama trash, Chris-being-a-dinosaur-daddy trash

The little scribe with the big golden eyes was wise beyond her years. She is brave as well. She had to be to survive the life she’s lived.

heyyymako-oh:

I was in a long line with my sister to purchase an Avengers shirt for my anniversary with my girlfriend and this dude in line behind us was talking with his friend about how excited he was to see Age of Ultron and how he avoided all the spoilers. And he must have thought that I couldn’t hear him because he went and said “like look at this fake comic girl in front of us. I bet she’s just buying that shirt to impress her boyfriend.”

So I proceeded to talk very loudly and spoiled every single plot twist of the movie in the span of two minutes because fuck him for being a judgemental asshole.     

dora-milaje:

Well if it isn’t the Star-Spangled Man With A Plan. What’s your plan today?

237yrs:

Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please